But it wasn’t until the upper sixth that we finally authenticated our feelings for each other. I was twenty, he was just nineteen… He’d been in a two-year relationship with a girl called Charlotte – a small, skinny girl with a huge nose and ridiculous afro cum bird nest hairdo. They’d had a pretty public sex-life, which she had said was amazing, and he had never said much of. It irritated me how she wound her arms around his neck like a snake, strangling him. He rarely enjoyed her company, and had lost many friends because of her, and I decided then and there to end it. She gave any girl a dirty look if she simply said hello to him, but as one of his oldest friends, I could go the extra mile. I flirted and cuddled him in front of her, and it began to drive her mad. Eventually, after two years, she dumped him for ‘cheating on her’. One of their many petty squabbles. It was a good, if difficult, time for Ross, and of course, for me. One night, some time later, we’d been watching films. "Horrible news for you. But great news for us!" the second excitedlytells me. "We're sort of your ... guardian angels, if you will." Of course we're not" the first informs me. "But that's the closestconcept you have to what's going on." Details friend," the second shushes the first. "I'm sure you think lifeis some wondrous ... experience or something, but to us it's rather more... unimpressive." Usually when you die, there's a whole process that must take place." A process that frowns upon mistakes." Indeed. That's why you're here. We made a mistake and we're here to fixit before anyone notices." 'Fix' is maybe too strong a word. We're just going to cover up ourlittle error. Keep the books balanced." Oh yes. Couldn't have said it better. On the plus side, you get to liveagain," the creature looks at me."What's the mistake?" I ask out of curiosity. I'm remarkably calmconsidering my situation."You were supposed to be a female," the first answers."A rookie error, really," the second.
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